Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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