my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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