i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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