my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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