Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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