How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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