i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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