Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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