PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my sisters under your porch take her home
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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