so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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