it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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