he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
