i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i think im in europe. pls send help
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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