mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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