This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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