We're facebook friends in real life
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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