ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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