so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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