This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
worst night to have a conscience
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Can you bring me the toilet please
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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