Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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