we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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