8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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