Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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