I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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