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(847): View more from Illinois

He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere

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(607): View more from New York

Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."

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(305): View more from Florida

It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.

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(27): View more from South Africa

You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?

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