Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
