Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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