i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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