i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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