WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I accidentally burped into my bong.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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