Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Are we still banned from the library?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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