is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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