dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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