dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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