Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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