You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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