I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Are we still banned from the library?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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