Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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