Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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