Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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