Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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