Soap is not a condiment
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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