return my video game
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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