I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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