Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
My balls are so social today.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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