I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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