You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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