are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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