I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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