I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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