let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
