C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
how drunk are you?
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