I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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