You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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