Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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