dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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