Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
