i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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