That's intense
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
