oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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