party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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