Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize